I wrote this in response to a criticism. Someone did not think I was "autistic enough" as she did not notice me quoting from television. As I have not watched much television in 25 years I had to recall the common phrases I used as a teen. This was written in October 2008.

Articulate Aspergian Quoting

I am California Dreaming
As I reach out for Good Vibrations
And With a Little Help from my Friends
I will gleefully Sit on the Dock of a Bay
And my mission-should I choose to accept it-
Will be to Never Give up, Never Surrender!

I do not look for trouble
But trouble always seems to find me;
When I am Lost in Translation
I Phone Home so I can Be Good;
And my mission-should I choose to accept it-
Is to Boldly Go where No One has gone Before!

Being a Stranger in a Strange Land
Allows me to Quantum Leap through time
Although I do not know
What Not to Wear, and
Apparently what not to say,
My mission-should I choose to accept it-
Is to Reach out, reach out and touch someone.

If life is just a bowl of cherries
Then are we not all Fruit Loops?
And if Time can put in a Bottle,
Then what is the next thing that I should do?
My mission-should I choose to accept it-
Is to be a Myth Buster!

Can I Sing Clearly now?
While Walking on Sunshine,
Putting a Little Love in My Heart,
I will Never Walk Alone.
My mission-should I choose to accept it-
Is if music be the food of Love, I will play on.

I just do not want to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner.